The Women Who Say Bill Cosby Drugged And Sexually Assaulted Them Say They Won’t Give Up

NORRISTOWN, Pa.—Every day in court, they were there—the other women who said, like Andrea Constand, they were drugged and sexually assaulted by Bill Cosby. Victoria Valentino always wore her button, saying “We stand in truth.” Lili Bernard always wore white; on the first day she carried in pink gladiolas. Every day…

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Gloria Allred Can’t Figure Out How to Turn Off Her Cell Phone Ringer Thingy, Is Expelled from Cosby Trial

On the second day of testimony by Andrea Constand who, after a decade, finally told her story alleging that she was drugged, temporarily paralyzed, and raped by sinister pudding man Bill Cosby–now accused of rape by over fifty women–Gloria Allred’s cell phone went off. It’s not funny, but still, whoopsieees.

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